Fuck Her Gently


This is the first tab i have written i hope you find it useful, i am aware that there other good tabs for this song, but this one is played in a different position to the it is my personal way of playing it. Song: Fuck Her Gently Artist: Tenacious D Album: Tenacious D Tuning: Standard Chords: D F#m Em A Adom7 Bm G G(ver2) C D(ver2) E 5 9 7 5 5 7 7 3 0 2 B 7 10 8 5 5 7 8 3 1 3 G 7 11 9 6 6 7 7 0 0 2 D 7 11 9 7 5 9 9 0 2 0 A 5 9 7 7 7 9 10 2 3 x E x x x 5 5 7 x 3 x x D F#m Em Adom7 E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-----------------| B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5-------| G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6---------| D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5-----------| A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7-------------| E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5---------------| This is a song for the ladies but fellas listen closely D F#m Em A E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-----------------| B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5-----5-| G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6---6-----| D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----7-------7---| A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7-------------| E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5---------------|x2 You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right to do Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smooches two. Sometimes you got to squeeze Bm G Sometimes you got to say please Bm G Sometimes you got to say hey D A D F#m Em A E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|----------------| B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5------| G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6--------| D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5----------| A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7------------| E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5--------------|x2 I'm gonna Fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey i bought you flowers Bm G And then you say "wait a minute sally" D A I think i got something in my teeth Bm G Could you get it out for me, thats fucking teamwork D A D F#m Em A E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|----------------| B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5------| G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6--------| D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5----------| A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7------------| E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5--------------|x2 Whats your favorite position? That's cool with me, Its not my favorite,but I'll do it you Whats your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but ill order it from Zanzibar (on zanzibar strum the A chord to the rhythm of the word) And then I'm gonna love you completely Bm G And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly D A And then I'll fucking bone you completely Bm G But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaarrrrrd D A C G(ver2) D(ver2) Haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddddddd C G(ver2) D(ver2) This is how i play the song, you can off course change to different versions of the if you wish, but this is the way i find easiest and what sounds most like the record to me.